i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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