Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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