quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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