Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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