I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
