so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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