Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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