Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
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