yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Drunk is not a location!
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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