I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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