Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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