Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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