windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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