grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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