Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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