I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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