He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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