I wanna passion pit in your ass
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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