Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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