Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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