Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
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