so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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