just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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