NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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