Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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