i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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