The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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