But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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