We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
