How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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