is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he shaved USA in his pubs
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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