So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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