To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
be right there i have to get my cape
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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