I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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