we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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