quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
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