I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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