We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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