My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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