Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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