I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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