Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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