I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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