I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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