I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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