I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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