Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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