You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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