We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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