well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it's like iHOP with fire
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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