Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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