Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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